Jess Really Does Rock (contrary to popular belief)
well, i didn't want to say something lame like, WOW... my first ever post on a blog! but as you can see, i went-ahead-and-big-fat-did-it-anyway. makes you proud to know me, right?
over the next several eons, you will come to know me. you will know my likes, dislikes, my fears and more! i know, i can hear you asking yourself, "how cool is THAT??" and then... it creeps in... the realization that it ain't that cool.
i have a softball game tonight. i am still not sure why i signed up. maybe i didn't get enough sleep the night before, or i had one too many miller lites over the weekend. perhaps i did it, because, for one brief millisecond, i felt like an overpaid sports superstar signing a multi-million dollar contract. then i realized this was just a two-pitch recreational league. i signed up because i caved, ok?!? i caved into peer pressure, aka your-friends-talking-you-into-something-you-really- don't-want-to-do-but-probably-will-anyway. like doing that beer bong when you were 17. don't act like you don't know what i am talking about.
the real reason i signed up is because i enjoy being part of a team, even a losing team (which we TOTALLY are, btw). i enjoy physical activity, even though you wouldn't really be able to tell by looking at me. i enjoy being outside on september evenings and it gets me out of cooking dinner.
over the next several eons, you will come to know me. you will know my likes, dislikes, my fears and more! i know, i can hear you asking yourself, "how cool is THAT??" and then... it creeps in... the realization that it ain't that cool.
i have a softball game tonight. i am still not sure why i signed up. maybe i didn't get enough sleep the night before, or i had one too many miller lites over the weekend. perhaps i did it, because, for one brief millisecond, i felt like an overpaid sports superstar signing a multi-million dollar contract. then i realized this was just a two-pitch recreational league. i signed up because i caved, ok?!? i caved into peer pressure, aka your-friends-talking-you-into-something-you-really- don't-want-to-do-but-probably-will-anyway. like doing that beer bong when you were 17. don't act like you don't know what i am talking about.
the real reason i signed up is because i enjoy being part of a team, even a losing team (which we TOTALLY are, btw). i enjoy physical activity, even though you wouldn't really be able to tell by looking at me. i enjoy being outside on september evenings and it gets me out of cooking dinner.
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