zee agony of da feet

i have already declared my obsession with feet. i won't deny it. ever. so quit asking.


i like my feet. i think they are nice. the fourth toe on each foot IS kind of weird...all fat and deformed looking. and my second toe is freakishly long. but i still like my feet. they are also ginormous. about a size 9.5. a 10 in several styles. a size 9 in vans, tho.

yesterday, for the first time, i had foot zoning! it was very awesome and i can't wait to have it done again. simply put, it's a way to restore your system defaults. yes, kind of like resetting factory defaults on your monitor! ;) it's a homeopathic approach to healing and it was very relaxing. it was very strange that my foot zoner could "feel" things in my body. like my lack of a uterus. and she could feel the pain in my stomach in the soles of my feet. she made my throat tickle by rubbing my big toe.

it was very strange. i hope she couldn't see me naked. or read my mind. some of those chapters are NC-17. hell, they are x-rated. there. i said it. anyhow, i digress...

while i am not opposed to taking medication, i would prefer a natural remedy. if natural remedies can't make a difference, then bring on the prescription drugs. let us line the pockets of the pharmaceutical salesman.

i am taking some kick ass prevacid right now.

i have an ultrasound scheduled for my gall bladder on thursday. it's either that...or an ulcer. i'd kinda like to keep ye olde gall bladder around. i might need it, especially if i ever want to eat bacon again.

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