i had a terrible, horrible, very bad week

Where do I start? So many shitty things happened to me this week. So many.

1. My memory in my computer went out. Not my hard drives thank god, but my memory. My husband and Loralee's husband fixed it. I REALLY appreciated it.
2. My pressure regulator that regulates the pressure of water coming into my house went bad. I have very high pressure where I live. Fire hydrant strength actually. This caused my water heater to spew water all over my floor in my basement. The good news is that it didn't get to the sheet rock wall, or the carpet. Small miracle. Great floor drain. I got to pay to fix it. Yeah.
3. Next up was my washing machine. Motor and control panel. Luckily it was still under warranty. I spent Saturday night washing clothes in a scary laundry mat. Scary meaning bullet hole in the window scary. Flickering light. My clothes were clean though. This was fixed today. I got to pay for this too. Double yeah!
4. On to my dishwasher. The clips on the top rack broke. Just annoying. Plus I get to pay for that too.
5. Now to my phone. Stupid antenna. Who needs one anyways? Oh, I do. I keep losing signal because of it. Hear that Al? I lost my freaking antenna last night. No wonder I kept dropping.

I guess I should mention that all of this stuff is not that old. My house is only 7 years old. /sigh My washing machine only 5, and my phone 1.

Do I live in a money pit? Should I mention that was one of my favorite movies of all time? Should I just go to bed? I am scared my bed will break next.*

*worked out hard today so this doesn't happen