a dancer i am not

i am one of the most un-graceful people ever. it is true! just ask my man how clumsy i am... he will tell you.

i can't walk without stubbing my toe on something. usually it is the little tiny toe, too... you know, the one that hurts the worst? what are toes really for anyway?? were they added as a cruel afterthought by our creator as a way to keep us in check? you know...i killed a spider, so that is why i stubbed my toe? karma!

in a completely UNrelated story, i celebrate turning 3 decades old this week. i guess i always knew this day would come, but does it have to be so soon? the kicker here is i still feel so young. i even think i look young! until i see young people. then i realize i don't look so young.

i think i am young, therefore i am!