just so we are clear...

colorado springs and colorado city are NOT the same town.

i never really thought they were, of course, but for some reason, i keep getting the two mixed up.

i've never been to either place.

colorado city is famous because it's known as a polygamist town. ever heard of warren jeffs? this was his home. it's actually IN arizona, not in utah, but it's a border town... about 4400 people live here...

colorado springs, on the other hand, is the second most populous city in colorado. more than 370,000 people live here. it's been ranked as one of the best places to live.

i reckon colorado springs is a nicer place to live than the high desert of colorado city.

hip hip hooray!

three cheers for the soccer mom! my kids kicked serious tail yesterday in our very first game. i actually felt bad for the other team. our kids: 7. their kids: 0. scoring no goals is suckage and my heart went out to them. my kids showed great spirit too, considering the wind chill yesterday made it about 33 degrees fahrenheit. brrrrsky.

my apologies for the absence. i wonder if anyone else experiences the writer's block that i do after i fail to post for almost a week. it seems like the words flow when i post often and the words clog up in the torso chute when i post rarely.

random randomness from the past 5 days (in no particular order):

12-15 coronas in one sitting leads to extreme drunkeness.

steak and eggs at 2 am with friends is divine.

never drink so much as to miss your boss breakdancing!

blackjack is all about beating the dealer. even if you have to sit on 12.

the utah jazz suck so much ass. up by 20 points in the 3rd, lose by three when the buzzer sounds. lame-os!!

going back to work after a vacation sucks.

i love my kids. they have been very helpful all week and really good sports about everything. they are cute and i love them.

easter dinner kicked so much butt.

sanjaya is still on american idol. W. T. F?!?!??!?!?

i keep watching dancing with the stars in the hopes that heather mills' leg will fall off. hold your hate mail and admit you'd like to see it too!! i know it's wrong, but at least i'll own it.

why am i still watching lost? nothing happens on this show ever.

i knew larry birkhead was the father of anna nicole's baby.

it's good to be back. mwah. xoxo...

where the EFF is everyone?

and why is no one reading our blog anymore??!??!?!?!

get your beer name!

post yours in the comments!!

Mine was Cracklicious Unspeakable Porter.

Bwah hahaha!