hip hip hooray!
three cheers for the soccer mom! my kids kicked serious tail yesterday in our very first game. i actually felt bad for the other team. our kids: 7. their kids: 0. scoring no goals is suckage and my heart went out to them. my kids showed great spirit too, considering the wind chill yesterday made it about 33 degrees fahrenheit. brrrrsky.
my apologies for the absence. i wonder if anyone else experiences the writer's block that i do after i fail to post for almost a week. it seems like the words flow when i post often and the words clog up in the torso chute when i post rarely.
random randomness from the past 5 days (in no particular order):
12-15 coronas in one sitting leads to extreme drunkeness.
steak and eggs at 2 am with friends is divine.
never drink so much as to miss your boss breakdancing!
blackjack is all about beating the dealer. even if you have to sit on 12.
the utah jazz suck so much ass. up by 20 points in the 3rd, lose by three when the buzzer sounds. lame-os!!
going back to work after a vacation sucks.
i love my kids. they have been very helpful all week and really good sports about everything. they are cute and i love them.
easter dinner kicked so much butt.
sanjaya is still on american idol. W. T. F?!?!??!?!?
i keep watching dancing with the stars in the hopes that heather mills' leg will fall off. hold your hate mail and admit you'd like to see it too!! i know it's wrong, but at least i'll own it.
why am i still watching lost? nothing happens on this show ever.
i knew larry birkhead was the father of anna nicole's baby.
it's good to be back. mwah. xoxo...
my apologies for the absence. i wonder if anyone else experiences the writer's block that i do after i fail to post for almost a week. it seems like the words flow when i post often and the words clog up in the torso chute when i post rarely.
random randomness from the past 5 days (in no particular order):
12-15 coronas in one sitting leads to extreme drunkeness.
steak and eggs at 2 am with friends is divine.
never drink so much as to miss your boss breakdancing!
blackjack is all about beating the dealer. even if you have to sit on 12.
the utah jazz suck so much ass. up by 20 points in the 3rd, lose by three when the buzzer sounds. lame-os!!
going back to work after a vacation sucks.
i love my kids. they have been very helpful all week and really good sports about everything. they are cute and i love them.
easter dinner kicked so much butt.
sanjaya is still on american idol. W. T. F?!?!??!?!?
i keep watching dancing with the stars in the hopes that heather mills' leg will fall off. hold your hate mail and admit you'd like to see it too!! i know it's wrong, but at least i'll own it.
why am i still watching lost? nothing happens on this show ever.
i knew larry birkhead was the father of anna nicole's baby.
it's good to be back. mwah. xoxo...
eloquently composed by jess at 9:45 PM
3 Comments:
Now... just worry about what YOU did after all those coronas. I mean, after all, you MISSED your boss breakdancing.
LOL. I am still laughing at what your man said you said when you were drunk.
LMFAO
just to fill everyone in... apparently, in my drunken state, i told paul about a zillion times that i loved him. for like half an hour. he kept telling me (very nicely, btw) that he was tired. then i asked him, "when are we getting married?" LOL. finally he told me very sweetly to shut up and go to sleep. HA HA HA.
he still teases me about it.
it's horrible.
hehe. i hate to miss a good jess drunken state. oh well.
but i must admit
all the popculture stuff you posted about
i have no idea what you're talking about- guess i kinda suck
yeah for your kids!
ps- you're a soccer mom..
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