See, Hear, Speak no Evil: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL!!!

3.27.2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL!!!

First of all... I hope you didn't get arrested in Vegas!

Second of all...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! (woo)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! (woo)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR AL L L L! (insert another woo in here for anyone who is drunk)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

...

YOU LIVE IN A ZOO.

YOU STINK LIKE A MONKEY...

AND YOU DRESS LIKE ONE TOO!

Just because I love ya! I really do not think you stink like a monkey. Maybe an EVIL monkey, but not just a regular monkey.

I hope your bday is GREAT!

**edit** by jess

hopefully, you aren't as hairy as a monkey today!

al is the big 3-0 today. Thirty is OLD!!!!!!

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5 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Hehehe... funny... I have to pick...

You stink like one too
You look like a monkey

I think somebody has had too much wine... getting her lines reversed. :D; 7:18 AM
Brigitte Ballard said...: Um, no wine. That mistake was due to Tylenol PM and a beer.

I fixed it.

I feel like an idiot.

/sigh; 10:37 AM
jess said...: Happy Birthday to Al!!!; 11:07 AM
Al said...: thanks ladies!!!! would've been arrested numerous times if it weren't for ya'll!!!; 5:28 PM
jess said...: i just wanted to say that all those times i was arrested were all your fault.; 9:39 PM

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1-2 lbs. chicken breasts or tenders, cut into chunks
1 can pineapple chunks
1 red onion, cut into chunks
1 lb. thinly sliced virginia ham
cherry tomatoes
1-2 green or red peppers, cut into chunks
kc masterpiece hickory smoke honey barbecue sauce (or whatever you like best)

soak skewers in water for 20 mins. i do this while i prep all the veggies and chicken. thread veggies, chicken and ham onto skewers. i fold the ham into fourths and place right in the center of the skewer. it adds great flavor. grill for about 8-10 minutes, or until chicken is done. i typically marinate the chicken for 24-48 hours first: try 1 can mountain dew and 1/2 c. soy sauce (and a touch of vegetable oil), or 1 can sprite and 3 limes, or 1 bottle of bacardi mojito-flavored beer and spicy grill rub. this is optional, but sure makes the chicken tender. brush kebabs with barbecue sauce (and one of those silicone brush things that kick so much ass) right before removing from the grill. serve with brown rice, salad, or alone!! Jungle Juice
750 mL EACH of orange and strawberry vodka
750 mL raspberry rum
1 pint everclear
2 L of diet sprite (or regular)
1 gallon cranberry juice
1 gallon orange juice

cut up assorted fruit, including:
watermelon
cantaloupe and honeydew
strawberries
grapes

cut up fruit, pour entire bottles of liquor (EXCEPT the everclear) over the fruit and let soak overnight. Just before serving, add the everclear, juices and sprite. Serve over ice.

CAUTION: may cause extreme drunkeness, including loss of clothing, judgment and virginity. do not attempt to drive after drinking this. **if you use this recipe, and you like it, please tell us! leave a comment or email us: bestmonkeyfriends1 AT yahoo DOT com. enjoy!

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