See, Hear, Speak no Evil: OBGYN'S and how to pick up chicks!

9.27.2006

OBGYN'S and how to pick up chicks!

Today was... not so good of a day.

I have yet to ever wake up and say, "Golly, I am soooo glad I am going to vist the Gynecologist today! I love sitting there half naked with my feet in stirrups with a woman feeling my crotch."

Okay... Um... NO COMMENT!

My doctor is great. She is really good at putting me at ease. She sits there and just gabs the entire time. GABS. About random odd things too. Today we were talking about her personal trainer. Last time it was a family reunion. Next time it could be the Westmister Dog Show. WHO KNOWS?

At least she didn't say she wanted fish tacos for lunch.

On another note! Here is a fun picture of me, Loralee, and Chelle! This would be Loralee's car. It is a total chick magnet. As you can see.

Visit either of their blogs at:

http://loraleeslooneytunes.blogspot.com/

http://www.michellehopes.blogspot.com/

3 Comments:

Loralee Choate said...: I think that the Westminster Dog Show would be a hilarious topic of conversation while receiving a PAP smear.

Damn, my pimp-mobile makes you look hot, Bridgy!; 9:57 AM
Loralee Choate said...: P.S.
I added y'all to my blog roll. The next time I blog about you, Bridgy, I will put up the link (Maybe when we go see Fairy Guy); 9:58 AM
Anonymous said...: Sweet picture. You guys are soooooooo cute. Its about time you had a blog Bridge.....love ya all; 9:37 PM

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1-2 lbs. chicken breasts or tenders, cut into chunks
1 can pineapple chunks
1 red onion, cut into chunks
1 lb. thinly sliced virginia ham
cherry tomatoes
1-2 green or red peppers, cut into chunks
kc masterpiece hickory smoke honey barbecue sauce (or whatever you like best)

soak skewers in water for 20 mins. i do this while i prep all the veggies and chicken. thread veggies, chicken and ham onto skewers. i fold the ham into fourths and place right in the center of the skewer. it adds great flavor. grill for about 8-10 minutes, or until chicken is done. i typically marinate the chicken for 24-48 hours first: try 1 can mountain dew and 1/2 c. soy sauce (and a touch of vegetable oil), or 1 can sprite and 3 limes, or 1 bottle of bacardi mojito-flavored beer and spicy grill rub. this is optional, but sure makes the chicken tender. brush kebabs with barbecue sauce (and one of those silicone brush things that kick so much ass) right before removing from the grill. serve with brown rice, salad, or alone!! Jungle Juice
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750 mL raspberry rum
1 pint everclear
2 L of diet sprite (or regular)
1 gallon cranberry juice
1 gallon orange juice

cut up assorted fruit, including:
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cantaloupe and honeydew
strawberries
grapes

cut up fruit, pour entire bottles of liquor (EXCEPT the everclear) over the fruit and let soak overnight. Just before serving, add the everclear, juices and sprite. Serve over ice.

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