fwd: FW: Fwd: DO NOT DELETE! Pass this on! Hilarious! MUST READ
so i know you have gotten an email like this. from someone who forwards you every single stupid email they receive, no matter what.
you know what i am talking about. if not, i have provided some examples below:
"sorry, i can't break this one. our troops in iraq are sure fighting hard for our freedom. pass this to your friend to show you are committed to men in camouflage playing x-box, drinking pepsi and giving candy to little iraqi children while carrying a firearm."
"this is a REAL picture of a big ass shark swallowing the empire state building."
"i saw this on the news, so it must be true. forward this to your friends, colleagues, associates, even people you barely fucking know. Bill Gates will send you a check for 3 cents for every person you forward this to. You will get a check in the mail for $39,393,393,938,123,479.03 in just six days! no lie!!"
"if you don't send this to, like, 53 people inthe next 27 minutes you will DIE. you will get hit by an 18-wheeler, fall into the grand canyon, or get a horrific case of syphilis. true story!"
"god heals us all. if you don't pass this on, you are a jesus hater. decide now..."
that halloween email that goes around every damn year with the two pumpkins for a pair of boobs and the other two pumpkins of the guy bent over mooning us. for the last seven years, this email has been hilarious. truly side-splitting. i am STILL laughing about it. now don't ever fucking send it to me again. ever.
many times, i don't mind getting these kinds of email, as long as they are in my PERSONAL email account and NOT in my work email. one person in particular sends funny videos, photos and jokes. 9 times out of 10, i haven't seen the email before. hell, i have even passed along the really funny ones myself.
however, this OTHER person i know...well she forwards EVERYTHING. to my WORK email. ANNOYING as HELL. probably as annoying as me using CAPS. i won't name any names, but i have to tell you something that really happened...
so, she was on this spam-fest one morning, when a colleague sent her this picture with "THIS IS YOU!" in the subject line.
of course, i think this is just hilarious. but it gets better. she responds with an email saying, "I hate Spam!"
LOL. His response: "DON'T WE ALL!!!" And if that isn't enough, she writes back: "My husband really enjoys it fried every once in a while. Yuck."
ROFL. She STILL doesn't get it. Oh well.
Don't forward this post to your 11 of your best friends in the next thirteen minutes. You won't get herpes, you won't get paid, you won't have bad luck, leprechauns won't dance naked on Thursday at 3 p.m. when the buzzer sounds, and you sure as HELL won't get laid.
you know what i am talking about. if not, i have provided some examples below:
"sorry, i can't break this one. our troops in iraq are sure fighting hard for our freedom. pass this to your friend to show you are committed to men in camouflage playing x-box, drinking pepsi and giving candy to little iraqi children while carrying a firearm."
"this is a REAL picture of a big ass shark swallowing the empire state building."
"i saw this on the news, so it must be true. forward this to your friends, colleagues, associates, even people you barely fucking know. Bill Gates will send you a check for 3 cents for every person you forward this to. You will get a check in the mail for $39,393,393,938,123,479.03 in just six days! no lie!!"
"if you don't send this to, like, 53 people inthe next 27 minutes you will DIE. you will get hit by an 18-wheeler, fall into the grand canyon, or get a horrific case of syphilis. true story!"
"god heals us all. if you don't pass this on, you are a jesus hater. decide now..."
that halloween email that goes around every damn year with the two pumpkins for a pair of boobs and the other two pumpkins of the guy bent over mooning us. for the last seven years, this email has been hilarious. truly side-splitting. i am STILL laughing about it. now don't ever fucking send it to me again. ever.
many times, i don't mind getting these kinds of email, as long as they are in my PERSONAL email account and NOT in my work email. one person in particular sends funny videos, photos and jokes. 9 times out of 10, i haven't seen the email before. hell, i have even passed along the really funny ones myself.
however, this OTHER person i know...well she forwards EVERYTHING. to my WORK email. ANNOYING as HELL. probably as annoying as me using CAPS. i won't name any names, but i have to tell you something that really happened...
so, she was on this spam-fest one morning, when a colleague sent her this picture with "THIS IS YOU!" in the subject line.
of course, i think this is just hilarious. but it gets better. she responds with an email saying, "I hate Spam!"
LOL. His response: "DON'T WE ALL!!!" And if that isn't enough, she writes back: "My husband really enjoys it fried every once in a while. Yuck."
ROFL. She STILL doesn't get it. Oh well.
Don't forward this post to your 11 of your best friends in the next thirteen minutes. You won't get herpes, you won't get paid, you won't have bad luck, leprechauns won't dance naked on Thursday at 3 p.m. when the buzzer sounds, and you sure as HELL won't get laid.
eloquently composed by jess at 4:23 PM
4 Comments:
So... how do I copy this blog post so I can send it to all my friends?
yeah, yeah. so you're funny. we get it.
the question is, how do you tell people you care about not to foward that shit to you because you just don't care and always delete things they send anyway because they NEVER send you anything personal.
you may not have spoken to them for 6 months and they probably have some real news to pass on to you but do they? hell no! they send you spam that if you read it's just gonna make you mad.
Bleck. I loathe spam.
Even worse? BLOGS that just REPOST SPAM.
GAWD! you are so funny! CAPS and all. you know what pisses me off even more than just the regular spamfest ~ spam from AOL people where you have to open about 16 levels of the shit to get to the original... i have a rule, if i have to open something more than twice to get to the original, screw it!
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