i am thankful for my friends...

yes i am thankful for my friends. i am actually just thankful that i have ANY friends. my dad used to always tell me that he paid my friends to be my friends.

he didn't pay them enough.

so jess and al... how much did he pay you anyways?

at this moment i would like to thank jess and al for being my friend for a REALLY LONG TIME. jess has been my bbf for 25 going on 26 years. as i said, a REALLY LONG TIME. al has been my bbf for around 18 years. also A REALLY LONG TIME.

are you tired of me repeating myself?

too bad.

anyways, they have been there for me through everything.

thank you. i cannot say this enough.

to clarify, i am a pain in the butt as a friend. i require chit chat on the phone, lunch dates, truth of how fat my ass really is in those pants, and a shoulder to cry on. i give in return sarcasim, help when asked or needed, some truth of how fat your ass looks in those pants, and my shoulder for you to cry on too.

i should mention that i like to take blackmail photos of friends.

i should also mention that i like to put said photos on blogs.

i should then mention that although i haven't done said action yet, i might tomorrow.

be scared...

be very scared...
loralee has been my friend for quite a few years also. i met her around 8-9 years ago when she married her husband. he was a friend of my then boyfriend (now husband). she has had to put up with a lot of shit from me. like the time she decided to get drunk and pass out. i had the guys write on her with marker, then we placed a liquor bottle near her and put a cigarette in her mouth. not bad enough? i took pictures.

if you want me to post the picture you will have to ask.

nicely.

she is a very dear friend. she makes me laugh. she even cracked open my lobster for me last night. i had NO IDEA on how to do this.

now CC, as she is fondly now called, is a relatively new friend. i met her three years ago, and she really cracks me up. she is very generous, and makes you want to be too. she even called me today to offer to watch my kids so i can finish xmas shopping. no i am not finished. yes her calling is a blessing. i am so thankful she is now in my circle of friends. she even play's with lobsters. what more could i ask?

then there is miss kismet. she is a crazy cat lady and a librarian. she rocks. i gave her a calendar with 365 cats on it. yes i am nuts. she is shy and reserved, but she is fooling you. /wink. she is one of the most kind hearted people i know. she also loves ninjas. i would love to take her portrait as a ninja. hopefully she reads this post and agrees to it. haha. jess and i were talking tonight and both decreed that kismet is beautiful. hear that k? we think you are b e a u t i f u l!


there are many friends not listed on this post. i love all of you. every single one. i will think of all of you this christmas season and wish you the best.

your friend forever...

Bridge