why i hate santa... and why i am thankful for him.

WHY I HATE HIM

1. he didn't bring me a new car.
2. he has no budget so anything is game.
3. he brought my kids guitars this christmas.
4. once again... he brought my kids guitars this christmas. wtf was he thinking?

hahah. well christmas is finally over. i have barely survived. i need to be more like jess and shop in july so i can avoid the crowds. i could stand the crowds if all i was buying was wrapping paper and food. that would be easy. having grandmas steal things out of my shopping basket is more than i can handle though.

WHY I AM THANKFUL FOR HIM

1. he helps me get into the giving part of christmas.
2. he brought me beef jerky.
3. the fact that millions of people do charity for others at this time of year. thank you all.
4. he didn't bring my son drums along with that electric guitar. thank you santa.

this year i am thankful for many things. my friends, my family, my health, my life, and for the kindness of many strangers. i really haven't seen much kindness this holiday season, but i know it is still out there. somewhere. hiding. i have tried to help many friends this holiday season, and wish i could have helped many more. next year i will.

in conclusion... i need to stop eating holiday treats. they are going in the garbage today. i promise. all of them. i am getting ready for new years resolutions... and again, i am going to try to slim down a bit. i will later post about my new years resolutions. laugh it up... i know... but i am going to try.

merry few days after christmas to all!