The Dirty old RDB...
I love acronyms. I also love an inside joke.
Therefore, there is nothing better than an inside joke which includes acronyms. Like, for instance, RDB. I can tell you this much: it stands for Royal Douche Bag. Now, to get the inside joke part, I would have to explain a lot.
I would explain further, however, the RDB (you are laughing, aren't you!) in question is not a person I am liberty to discuss. Things are great with me and my man, so right now he has no assigned acronyms.
Are you a real bitch, an asshole, or just plain stupid? Yeah, you can just assume then that someone somewhere has an acronym for you.
"Dirty, lying, cheating RDB! I hope he chokes to death on his next Slurpee."
"Nothing worse than an RDB!"
"Screw that RDB. I never really liked him much anyway." Even though we all know you did. And it must have been a lot, or maybe you would have just called him a plain old DB. Tagging the "royal" on there makes it all the more important. You know, like a well-placed curse word, or an offensive name at the end of your sentence.
For your convenience, I have included some examples:
"Hey fucker! Watch where you are going!" (try it without the curse word. nowhere as forceful!)
"Oh yeah? You can't fire me! I quit... WHORE!" (ouch. she must be a bad boss!)
"Pass the ketchup, bitch." (some things need no explanation)
"Listen, ass face...." (oh i reckon he's listening...)
Back to acronyms. Always funny... and usually part of some stupid inside joke, that no one understands but a select few.
What would your life be like without "the select few" ??? Probably totally SUCKY and boring. And acronym-free...
Therefore, there is nothing better than an inside joke which includes acronyms. Like, for instance, RDB. I can tell you this much: it stands for Royal Douche Bag. Now, to get the inside joke part, I would have to explain a lot.
I would explain further, however, the RDB (you are laughing, aren't you!) in question is not a person I am liberty to discuss. Things are great with me and my man, so right now he has no assigned acronyms.
Are you a real bitch, an asshole, or just plain stupid? Yeah, you can just assume then that someone somewhere has an acronym for you.
"Dirty, lying, cheating RDB! I hope he chokes to death on his next Slurpee."
"Nothing worse than an RDB!"
"Screw that RDB. I never really liked him much anyway." Even though we all know you did. And it must have been a lot, or maybe you would have just called him a plain old DB. Tagging the "royal" on there makes it all the more important. You know, like a well-placed curse word, or an offensive name at the end of your sentence.
For your convenience, I have included some examples:
"Hey fucker! Watch where you are going!" (try it without the curse word. nowhere as forceful!)
"Oh yeah? You can't fire me! I quit... WHORE!" (ouch. she must be a bad boss!)
"Pass the ketchup, bitch." (some things need no explanation)
"Listen, ass face...." (oh i reckon he's listening...)
Back to acronyms. Always funny... and usually part of some stupid inside joke, that no one understands but a select few.
What would your life be like without "the select few" ??? Probably totally SUCKY and boring. And acronym-free...
eloquently composed by jess at 1:29 PM
4 Comments:
Oh, I don't know that "Royal Douche Bag" really needs an inside story of explanation to get the gist of it.
:)
Yeah, you are probably right.
LOL!
i can always count on you to make me laugh even when the situation doesn't always call for it.
i DID laugh and really enjoyed it.
Wow... this is by far my favorite post. We might need to have to have a dictionary on our sidebar for all our guests. HAHA.
Great post. Really. Laughed my ass off!
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