It is already 2007? WTF have I been?
Honestly this year has gone too fast. WAY TOO FAST. I now believe my mom and dad when they told me the older you get the quicker time goes by. Before then I thought they were full of shit. Silly me.
This year I was going to NOT have a New Years Party. I really didn't want to have one. Didn't want to take the time to prepare. Didn't want the clean up afterwards. Then I started getting phone calls.
Phone calls?
Yes, phone calls.
Random friends, to protect the guilty, would call and ask what they were supposed to bring. I really was confused for a bit. I had no clue what they they needed to bring stuff for. Until...
One friends said, "So what am I supposed to bring this year to your New Years Party?"
Then I got it.
I apparently was having a New Years party if I wanted one or not. Most of my friends had just counted on it. They hadn't made other plans. I am actually really glad they did this. I had a lot of fun. One year we had over 50 friends show up. This year it was small. This year small was good.
I didn't clean my house before. Luckily it wasn't too messy by my standards. Remember that I am crazy about cleaning. I even scrubbed one of my bathrooms grout for 4 hours this week. Yeah, I am a nut.
I really didn't have to go pick up anything for this party. My mom gave me a ham for the party. Lucky I know. A wedding I photographed the day before had lots of left over food and gave me cookies and these yummy wraps. Damn lucky is what I am.
So I had a party.
I swallowed some beer. Jess guzzled some beer. Then we both consumed even more beer. Then we tried to prank call AL an hour early to wish her a Happy New Year. Yes, we are lame.
We played some games.
We ate some food.
We played more games.
At the end of it all I looked at all the clean up and realized there wasn't that much. My friends totally helped me clean up most everything before they left. I love them all for this. All I have to do it sweep, mop, and vaccum. Lucky me!
I am sure I'll have my party again next year. I will plan it though. Looks like it is a great tradition, if I want it or not. HAHA. I will not call people on December 31'st to invite them. Not again. /whew
Some vital info:
This year I was going to NOT have a New Years Party. I really didn't want to have one. Didn't want to take the time to prepare. Didn't want the clean up afterwards. Then I started getting phone calls.
Phone calls?
Yes, phone calls.
Random friends, to protect the guilty, would call and ask what they were supposed to bring. I really was confused for a bit. I had no clue what they they needed to bring stuff for. Until...
One friends said, "So what am I supposed to bring this year to your New Years Party?"
Then I got it.
I apparently was having a New Years party if I wanted one or not. Most of my friends had just counted on it. They hadn't made other plans. I am actually really glad they did this. I had a lot of fun. One year we had over 50 friends show up. This year it was small. This year small was good.
I didn't clean my house before. Luckily it wasn't too messy by my standards. Remember that I am crazy about cleaning. I even scrubbed one of my bathrooms grout for 4 hours this week. Yeah, I am a nut.
I really didn't have to go pick up anything for this party. My mom gave me a ham for the party. Lucky I know. A wedding I photographed the day before had lots of left over food and gave me cookies and these yummy wraps. Damn lucky is what I am.
So I had a party.
I swallowed some beer. Jess guzzled some beer. Then we both consumed even more beer. Then we tried to prank call AL an hour early to wish her a Happy New Year. Yes, we are lame.
We played some games.
We ate some food.
We played more games.
At the end of it all I looked at all the clean up and realized there wasn't that much. My friends totally helped me clean up most everything before they left. I love them all for this. All I have to do it sweep, mop, and vaccum. Lucky me!
I am sure I'll have my party again next year. I will plan it though. Looks like it is a great tradition, if I want it or not. HAHA. I will not call people on December 31'st to invite them. Not again. /whew
Some vital info:
- Jess is going to get her ass kicked by me for a "comment" she made. I already dropped ice down her pants, but it wasn't enough.
- I can run really fast after a wedgie.
- I can also chuck ice at person who gave me a wedgie.
- I swear a lot.
- I wasn't the person who swore the most.
- Everyone left at 2:00.
- My husband fell asleep with my son at 2:30.
- I went to bed at 3:30.
- I woke up at 9:00 am to get some aspirin. Stupid Champagne.
- I woke up today at 1:30. LUCKY ME!
- I am in a good mood.
4 Comments:
Ha ha. Yes, I invited myself to a party. BUT, I did bring TONS of food. I brought weiners, cheesy chicken dip, crackers, krab salad and champagne!
Here is what I said that earned me an ice cube down my pants...but I have to give you the background. My son tells me that he saw diapers in Bridgy's son's room. And then he laughs about it, right? So, I want to get him off the subject and make it seem like it is no big deal, so I say, Son, Brigitte has anal leakage but I still talk to her almost every day and think of her as a friend.
Wish I could share my son's reaction, but everyone was too busy laughing!! HA HA HA.
Bridge has anal leakage?
STOP THE PRESSES!
Hmm... I'm thinking dA news article...
(just kidding!)
Happy New Year!
I do NOT have anal leakage. LOL. Jess is sooooooooo going to get it.
TOTALLY gay.
So is working out but I should be joining you next week.
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