weekend update...hosted by jess
soooo... i made it through the weekend. my daughter turned 6! yay! we had like, 18 5-and 6-year-old girls in my 900 sq. foot house. it freakin' rocked!
party supplies (plates, treat sacks, crafty project,) = $23
barbie 12 dancing princesses birthday cake = $20
my daughter feeling like a princess alllll weekend = priceless!
everyone finally leaving after 1.5 hours = EXTRA priceless bonus!
good friends to help me clean up = i am truly blessed. thanks to you both. you know who you are. and thank you thank you thank you to my wonderful man. he put up with all of this in spite of having a horrible cold. (i may or may not have slipped him a mickey. i'll never tell!)
i got her a new bike. she was stoked. my son almost ruined the surprise by loudly exclaiming, "OHHHHHHHHHHH!" as i walked in. her dad sent her some toys that require no less than ten double AA batteries. doesn't he KNOW that batteries aren't included!! /shakes fist!! oh well, he DID send great gifts...and i DO appreciate that.
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tonight i have been watching the oscars. i thought about making this a separate post, but it's easier to put it all in one. what this really means is i am lazy. get over it. first of all, why did no one mention to me that these are not the oscars any more, but the algores? this puffy guy just won't go away. i am soooo over him and his ridiculously-named wife. we all have our own beliefs about global warming... but that doesn't make want to like this guy. i just cannot do it. just for the record, i abhor most, if not all, politicians. except the dead ones. may they R.I.P.
ellen de generes: simply fabulous. this should be a permanent gig for her as she is a natural
cameron diaz: loooks soo damn old
gwyneth paltrow: i hate this stuffy bitch. she was all trying to talk with a british accent and she hates america. plus her dress sucked. not the cut, but the color was yuk
tom cruise: also looked old. where the hell was his snaggle-toothed wife??
j.lo and her husband: ok...this guy always just looks weird. he is well-dressed, but does anyone else think he looks like skeletor?
jack nicholson: ok, so we KNOW this guy is a bad ass. why did he have to go and shave his head? doesn't he know that, thanks to britney, this look is NOT so in??
the first three point five hours: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. NO disrespect to the awards given out for best documentary, best costumes, best makeup or best cinematography and all of the REST of the crap they hand out, BUT NO ONE CARES. we want to see what everyone is wearing and want to know who wins best actor/actress, best movie and best director. period. get on with it. the best parts of these hours included the creative dancers as they portrayed several of the movies which were nominated and the bits with ellen.
reese witherspoon: meow. great dress! love it!!
penelope cruz: sorry if you are a fan. i am sooo NOT. first she dumped top gun, then she dumped one of the hottest men ever: matthew mcconaughey. hello? is this bitch loco??
celine dion: seriously needs a sandwich. anything. she. needs. some. food. and let's get real. i am probably just jealous.
and because the saint is one of my most favorite movies: elisabeth shue. i know it's off-topic, but i loved the saint. loved it!!
i heart will smith and jada pinkett smith. what a cute family!
martin scorsese calls the departed "his only movie with a plot." LMAO
ok, ok, ok! no more star trash for a long, long time! mwah, love y'all...thanks for reading.
xoxo
~jess....out...
party supplies (plates, treat sacks, crafty project,) = $23
barbie 12 dancing princesses birthday cake = $20
my daughter feeling like a princess alllll weekend = priceless!
everyone finally leaving after 1.5 hours = EXTRA priceless bonus!
good friends to help me clean up = i am truly blessed. thanks to you both. you know who you are. and thank you thank you thank you to my wonderful man. he put up with all of this in spite of having a horrible cold. (i may or may not have slipped him a mickey. i'll never tell!)
i got her a new bike. she was stoked. my son almost ruined the surprise by loudly exclaiming, "OHHHHHHHHHHH!" as i walked in. her dad sent her some toys that require no less than ten double AA batteries. doesn't he KNOW that batteries aren't included!! /shakes fist!! oh well, he DID send great gifts...and i DO appreciate that.
**all of the links below will open in a new window when you click them**
tonight i have been watching the oscars. i thought about making this a separate post, but it's easier to put it all in one. what this really means is i am lazy. get over it. first of all, why did no one mention to me that these are not the oscars any more, but the algores? this puffy guy just won't go away. i am soooo over him and his ridiculously-named wife. we all have our own beliefs about global warming... but that doesn't make want to like this guy. i just cannot do it. just for the record, i abhor most, if not all, politicians. except the dead ones. may they R.I.P.
ellen de generes: simply fabulous. this should be a permanent gig for her as she is a natural
cameron diaz: loooks soo damn old
gwyneth paltrow: i hate this stuffy bitch. she was all trying to talk with a british accent and she hates america. plus her dress sucked. not the cut, but the color was yuk
tom cruise: also looked old. where the hell was his snaggle-toothed wife??
j.lo and her husband: ok...this guy always just looks weird. he is well-dressed, but does anyone else think he looks like skeletor?
jack nicholson: ok, so we KNOW this guy is a bad ass. why did he have to go and shave his head? doesn't he know that, thanks to britney, this look is NOT so in??
the first three point five hours: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. NO disrespect to the awards given out for best documentary, best costumes, best makeup or best cinematography and all of the REST of the crap they hand out, BUT NO ONE CARES. we want to see what everyone is wearing and want to know who wins best actor/actress, best movie and best director. period. get on with it. the best parts of these hours included the creative dancers as they portrayed several of the movies which were nominated and the bits with ellen.
reese witherspoon: meow. great dress! love it!!
penelope cruz: sorry if you are a fan. i am sooo NOT. first she dumped top gun, then she dumped one of the hottest men ever: matthew mcconaughey. hello? is this bitch loco??
celine dion: seriously needs a sandwich. anything. she. needs. some. food. and let's get real. i am probably just jealous.
and because the saint is one of my most favorite movies: elisabeth shue. i know it's off-topic, but i loved the saint. loved it!!
i heart will smith and jada pinkett smith. what a cute family!
martin scorsese calls the departed "his only movie with a plot." LMAO
ok, ok, ok! no more star trash for a long, long time! mwah, love y'all...thanks for reading.
xoxo
~jess....out...
eloquently composed by jess at 9:07 PM
4 Comments:
Penelope Cruz makes me want to vomit. Always has. Her accent makes me feel like nails on a chalkboard.
Reece looked hot. I heard she lost 2 dress sizes since she dumped Ryan.
I missed the Oscars. SO glad Helen won but sad I missed Ellen. I bet she rocked the house.
Okay, I'm going to have to go watch the OSCARS on tivo fast forward. As much as I adore them - events conspired to keep me away. Shaved heads?
I about crapped when my sister said she wasn't crazy about Gore, but was all about Tipper. WTF?
You rocked on the party supplies - what did you do, rob Party Town?
Faith ruins all gift surprises - but usually nobody notices.
heart shaped ring pops - valentine candy clearance = 10/$1.00
hot pink and purple foil wrapped chocolate lips - larger than life size. ALSO on heart day clearance.. 2 bags for a BUCK!
all other supplies purchased from Honk's...the local $1.05 store. Yes, the dollar store has died, it is NOW the dollar-five store. LAME.
How in the name of holy hell does someone actually dig Tipper Gore??????
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